Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Spill it sister!

So, this crazy chick i know cheekily chose a select few to do some homework, or prep, as it was better known in the world's best boarding school.. and i was scared that if I didn't turn it up on time, i will not be able to live with the spoilsport tag that would in evitably follow!

As i replace her answers with mine, all l can say is, thanks babe! for i haven't taken this so seriously since i was twelve and scribbling furiously into hobby books, while hiding the answers from prying eyes with my left arm:)

Before i begin, here are her rules, which i might break with impunity:

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by them.

People who have been tagged must Tag at least 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Get it? Now spread the love.

(More like the mayhem, Nim!) anyway, here goes...

If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
voodoo, plain and simple. go for the gonads, girl!

If you could have a dream come true, what would it be?
fit into that awesome pair of tight jeans i tearfully abandoned in 1995.

What would do with a billion dollars?
disappear before you come knocking for a cut.

Will you fall in love with your best friend?
pass pliss! been there, done that. fell and got bruised.

Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?

The second. Was it the great philosophers Aerosmith who said "Falling in love (is hard on the knees)" and after the big Three-Oh, i'm fast hurtling towards planet osteoporosis!

How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?

OK. Hypothetically, of course. If they're around making me wait, then as long as it takes to say, "if you're gonna make me wait, you ain't worth it!" and if we're talking about that oh so elusive love, then perhaps till i have to stop looking at the clock of hope every few hours

If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?
knock him out and revive him with a magic love potion, of course!

If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?
unsolicited phone calls. wish i could track down every single caller from every anonymous call centre, line them up in a dark room without food and water and call up every five minutes with an offer for a loan to bail them out, alternating with a 'polite reminder' about when they have to pay their next instalment! yeah, i DO feel THAT strongly about it. its tearing the flimsy fabric of our society apart, i tell ya!!!!!

What takes you down the fastest?
smiling non-resistance in the face of an unreasonable hormonal outburst

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
enjoying the royalties from my third book.... at the very least

What’s your fear?
losing my laughter

What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Nimpipi: my daily dose of uncomplicated craziness in the complicated sanity of this our workplace

Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
married and rich... what???? sorry, can't read the rest too clearly :)

If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?
the one whose eyes light up when they spy me

Would you give all in a relationship?
oh, totally everything... except the number of my Swiss bank account

Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?
i notice the bias in the use of the word "he", so.... forgive maybe, not forget, if only to remind myself that i have a lot to learn. anyway, it's an all too live situation, so answers after the ad-break here please

Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
in a single relationship.